More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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