Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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