im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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