Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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