i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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