i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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