Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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