i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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