he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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