Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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