So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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