I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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