I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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