awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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