God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
