maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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