Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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