No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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