Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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