Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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