PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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