We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?