your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that