mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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