Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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