I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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