Don't you send me to vm
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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