She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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