yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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