HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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