Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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