He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
