Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My brain says no but my pants say off.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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