Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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