In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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