you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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