fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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