Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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