i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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