Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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