this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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