The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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