Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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