So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm too high and old for this...
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