Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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