He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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