I understand Curling. That high.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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