I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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