I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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