my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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