Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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