Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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