Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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