You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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