He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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