i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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