Im at strip club and am horny
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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